How can i get my little brown fish to swim?!

Question: Give it a good prod dear

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Answers: Give it a good prod dear

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Change your diet!!

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replace it with a live one.....

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Flush the toilet, it will swim for awhile and then he will go on a long journey

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lick them first

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get him a coach

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DEPENDS IF ITS A FLOATER!!

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jump in the water and teach him
and sing him
"put one fin forward and soon you'll be swimming dow the streaam..."

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Wiggle your finger in the pond to get it in the mood....

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put it in water

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better food and sun light clean water some plants n stuff maybe

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put it in a water

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poke it

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if its eyes are lower than its lips then I am afraid the little brown fish needs a funeral rather than a swimming lesson...!

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threaten to kill it! the little bugger will surely swim

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Try playing it music. Gillan or anything by Fish for instance. It works on people ;)

or is it a scatfish? :p

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Flush that sucker!

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give him some protein

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