Would you care for some fresh ground pepper on that?!
Question: Won't that burn?
Answers: Won't that burn?
sure it's a salad why not
Yes, please.
why not?
I love the Jim Gaffigan skit about that!
No thank you, I don't care for pepper.
not if the grinder ends up in my mouth o_O
I thought it was salt and a toad to lick afterwards?
I snorted some pepper once I was tricked by a nasty tree frog.
Yes, but hold the salt.
No thank you. I do not like pepper.
No thanks, it's against my religion. But I appreciate you trying your best to damn me to hell.
Why is it that you always have to make everything sound so dirty... ?
Did you harvest the berries yourself from a tropical climbing shrub?
You really shouldn't lie and call things "fresh" if you don't mean it.
Yes, you are the salt of the Earth and well seasoned too
GET AWAY FROM MY TABLE!! Do you even work here?
Yes and I have a couple of pepper mills in my kitchen.. One on my table.. cant beat fresh ground pepper on anything.