What goes a bump in the night?!

Question: My body into the wall as I trip over my son's toy cars.

Answers: My body into the wall as I trip over my son's toy cars.

A couple.

honeymooners?? lol

Headboard

ME! lol

ha ha me if i am lucky

The monster under my bed

the cat jumping onto the dryer

urMOM bahhaha

headboards

sound waves to make said bump

my shins

The trash can, after my cat knocks it over to get the q-tips out so she can chew on them ...

Stupid cat ...

uh.. my sister rolling of the bed?? lol noo.. um.. maybe the creaks in my house..

My big toe when i stump it on the coffee table

horney ppl

Fat people waking up in the middle of the night to pee...

My ex-girlfriend. that is why she is my Ex.

Newlyweds. A lot.

me when I fall outta bed

mr dunno

My grandpa after shitloads of cider.

Drunks walking down a narrow hall.

Me, when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without a light.

My skank ex-wife. But then again. She'll bump anyone, at anytime of the day or night!!

BUMP! me falling out off my bed! lol.....

The cat.

Who said that cats see better at night?

Ghosts?

Two making love.Or the grudge?

Gross!

me falling off the bed
Ouch
lol

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