What Valentine should I get my cheating, ungrateful, soon to be ex-wife.?!
Question: Was that too harsh?
Answers: Was that too harsh?
A venereal disease...
get her divorce papers.
some used underwear
Just give her the 1/2 bottle of lubricant that you and your new girlfriend had used halfway...
A summons
Perhaps a blank Hallmark card where you can write you own message. I'm thinking they don't carry one tailored for your needs.
Give her an ultimatum!!!...either honor the vows u guys made from the bottom of her heart or excuse herself.
a turd in a box
A turd in a heart shaped chocolate's box and some dead flowers.
luggage...when she asks where you two are going...tell her you arent goin anywhere but she needs to get her sh-it and get the fu-ck out!
Sounds like you really love her..... ,so i'm going for flowers and chocolate.
why the hell would you waste your precious time on that piece o garbage give her nothing and b happy it's over
Why dont you make her a cake? All you have to do is go out in the yard and clean up after the dog. If you dont have a dog it is not hard to find some droppings. Pile it together and put frosting all over and give it to her.
Get her a snake.
A big one.
A boa constrictor.
No, an anaconda.
Giant anaconda.
awwwww that sounds like love to me lol?
Nope, not harsh... Some people are like that.
Give her a box, yes, not a little pouch but a box of condoms with a black rose on top of it...
Don't get her a damn thing. Let the door knob hit her in the azz and send her on her way, with papers in hand or If you would like to see a good biotch fight, I could come and give her a good beat down.
A nice vacation...w/o her.
it's all about you now baby...give her a swift kick in the tooshie
Give her the pic. You know which one I'm talking about.?