What Valentine should I get my cheating, ungrateful, soon to be ex-wife.?!


Question: Was that too harsh?


Answers: Was that too harsh?

A venereal disease...

get her divorce papers.

some used underwear

Just give her the 1/2 bottle of lubricant that you and your new girlfriend had used halfway...

A summons

Perhaps a blank Hallmark card where you can write you own message. I'm thinking they don't carry one tailored for your needs.

Give her an ultimatum!!!...either honor the vows u guys made from the bottom of her heart or excuse herself.

a turd in a box

A turd in a heart shaped chocolate's box and some dead flowers.

luggage...when she asks where you two are going...tell her you arent goin anywhere but she needs to get her sh-it and get the fu-ck out!

Sounds like you really love her..... ,so i'm going for flowers and chocolate.

why the hell would you waste your precious time on that piece o garbage give her nothing and b happy it's over

Why dont you make her a cake? All you have to do is go out in the yard and clean up after the dog. If you dont have a dog it is not hard to find some droppings. Pile it together and put frosting all over and give it to her.

Get her a snake.

A big one.

A boa constrictor.

No, an anaconda.

Giant anaconda.

awwwww that sounds like love to me lol?

Nope, not harsh... Some people are like that.
Give her a box, yes, not a little pouch but a box of condoms with a black rose on top of it...

Don't get her a damn thing. Let the door knob hit her in the azz and send her on her way, with papers in hand or If you would like to see a good biotch fight, I could come and give her a good beat down.

A nice vacation...w/o her.

it's all about you now baby...give her a swift kick in the tooshie

Give her the pic. You know which one I'm talking about.?



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