What would you want the end of your story to be??!
Question: want to live my next life backwards!......
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>You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
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>Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
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>When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
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>You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit
>checks.
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>Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
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>You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're
>too young to work.
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>So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
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>As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary
>school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
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>In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
>keeping you happy.
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>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
>conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
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>Until finally . . . . . You finish off as an orgasm.
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> I rest my case. :)
Answers: want to live my next life backwards!......
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>You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
>
>Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
>
>When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
>
>You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit
>checks.
>
>Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
>
>You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're
>too young to work.
>
>So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
>
>As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary
>school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
>
>In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
>keeping you happy.
>
>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
>conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
>
>Until finally . . . . . You finish off as an orgasm.
>
> I rest my case. :)
and he lived happily ever after... Is that to cliche?
happiness
And he died as the person who no person knew more than he did.
I meet my best friend and live happily ever after
Memorable, Honourable, fair, successful, Legacy, Great in the sack. THE END.
Duh! They all lived happily ever after.
i fall in love, get married, have beautiful kids and puppies and lived happily ever after!
One foot in the grave and the other on the gas.
EDIT: OK! Forget it. I give up.
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How can anyone possible argue with this
........and he gave his life so that the Smurfs as a race could survive.
THE END
and so Mek drifted away.....
........with his whiskey......
...fading away...... with a smile of a drunken happiness....
same thing wht MEK said
but with a diff. W ;) ;)