If you were having a row with Mrs Eamonn Holmes in the fruit and veg shop?!
Question: And you told her to 'stick that cucumber up your twat', do you think she would automatically assume you wanted her to insert it into her husband?
Answers: And you told her to 'stick that cucumber up your twat', do you think she would automatically assume you wanted her to insert it into her husband?
Ahhh!! I hate that man! he's the spit of Sarge from Hong Kong Phooey!! And a complete Teletubby!!!
have a star mr dalek
lol if she had any sense she would....he is a fat twat...cant stand him
dont know...i would never speak to anybody in that manner!
Ha ha! Probably,and he most certainly wouldnt eat it,its far too healthy for him!
Since when would she ever be in a greengrocers?
now if you said a "lard supermarket".....
I wouldn't row with her, she has enough to put up with living with that @rsehole.
Hee hee, yes most probably!
I'd say, "you know what you'd look like with this coconut up your ***?" ... "Like Mrs. Eamonn Holmes with a coconut up her ***."
I don't know who she is.
hahaha, I think she would, very funny!!!
Pmsl.......she'd probably get excited at the thought of something going up her own twat.....i mean Eeamon is gay isn't he?!
Behave Ross! but i like that..... the joke . See how long it lasts before it is misconstrued. You are as innocent as a lamb.
wat u on about?
dont know as i dont argue with people
lol, back on form today i see! :)