How do I prepare for a pregnant Pet Ant to give birth??!
Question: And how do I help it if it gets into difficulties??xx
Answers: And how do I help it if it gets into difficulties??xx
ANTinatal classes.
get an ant nerse, she'll deal with it
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they lay eggs they dont have a pregnancy
Hire a home ant aide
Make sure you've got it's bag ready and the Antbulance on standby !!
the vet must always be in attendance please do not try this alone you are not qualified ...don't you just abhor people who think they can deliver baby ants
KILL IT
KILL IT
KILL IT!!!!!
ant's shoudn't reproduce...they killed my friend. ants die.
Get an ant farm. She will take it from their.
well, you may need some ANTiseptic or some ANTi-inflammatorys, but i'm not sure - just prepare for about 100 more mouths to feed!
plenty of hot water and clean towels. dont you watch movies??!!
and a pair of sterile tweezers in case of problems.
get the stirrups out this could be a long labour
you will need
1ml of tepid water
A Cotton bud
some very small scissors
you can use a toothpick to smack the little bum of the baby to make it cry
you will also need to communicate with the ant... do you speak antish?
try these:
push = braasty
breath = gramptiita
its a boy = gottantballs
its a girl = nobalssonitaa
hope this helps.
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You are having a LOT of bother with these pet ants m'Dear ... Did you ought to take them to the Vetinary Surgery?
Good Luck ... do hope ALL will be well soon.
Such an interesting question too.
What's up with all the pet ant questions today?
You called the ant an "it". Are you sure it's a girl?
EMT
iv,e got an ant wh0 is a midwife, call her out
you will need to do an internal examination
Well first make it pregnant by shagging the ar$e off of it, an ant likes nothing better than getting it's hole