Can anybody tell me a joke I haven't heard before?!
Question: It's easy, just make one up.
That's easy, just think of the most outrageous situation, then tell it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.
Answers: It's easy, just make one up.
That's easy, just think of the most outrageous situation, then tell it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.
what's the difference between a guy and a pizza??
if you put a guy in a microwave he screams!!!
Why did the onion get in trouble?
He was making everyone cry!
Hahaha.
Yes, I'm sure someone can.
once there was a dog, the dog said bark and i threw a tree at him,WOW! that came from the top of my head!
e-mail me and i will tell u all the joke's I know I haVE ONE thoushand of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between purple and pink?
The grip.
ohhh
what did the patato say to the couch.
we will be a grat match how about we name our couple name couch patato or patato couch!
haha whooooaa i crack myself up jk i just winged it
If you haven't ever heard a joke before, then how do you know what a 'JOKE' is?
LMAO at Sam! That was excellent!
Crayola crayons is coming out with a new color, sky brown.
You're so fat when you go swimming people mistake you for an oil tanker, I mean the kind of oil tanker that has to navigate around cape horn because it couldn't fit through the panama canal.
Three Girls Meet the Fairy
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Crap!"
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