What are things that you would not say right after _____???!
Question: "Intimacy" ????
Answers: "Intimacy" ????
1. Is that the best that you can do?
2. Is it over already
3. That's okay honey, you'll do better the next time.
4. The commercial isn't even over
5. It's not the size of the ship, it is the motion of the ocean
6. Have you ever thought of Viagra?
7. Do you think you might need a little help next time?
8. You're finished? I didn't even know you started.
9. Amazing, the second hand did not go all the way around.
10. That's okay, I'll finish by myself.
thanks LOl
that was it????!!??
your done???!!!??
whats your name again???
"I didn't feel a thing."
10 points, pick any toy from the top shelf.
i had fun did you?
this wan't as great as i thot it was gonna be.
or
i'm not on birth control
Your done already?
Have you finished ?
"Its okay...I promise...it happens to a lot of men." That seems to make it worse.
That was......interesting.
You're finished??
Uh...Anytime now...What?? What do you mean you're done?
Are you freaking kidding me?!
Lol, I have an ex that every so often would smack my @$$ and say good game.
Oh, your finished!? erm ok i'll be back in a min just got to FINISH MYSELF!! x
Is that you and your new gf?hahahaha.............
Go get me a beer...beeeotch!
Am I number one!!!
"Please, stay as long as youd like"
Thanks for the ride, b#$@ch.
from now on I am sticking to sheep
I wouldn't say, I might enjoy it next time.
finish
person waking up from sex :uh...did we just f*ck ????
1. How much love?
2. Have you just farted.
3. Sorry I've got the clap.
4. Put the kettle on.
5. When was the last time you showered?
6. You felt like a bucket.
7. I was thinking of your mum
8. I was thinking of your dad
9. Not bad for an ugly bird.
10. I think I'm gay.
I'd give you a 5 out of 10
Thanks
Ive had better
Thats it?
Heres a tenner
Next?!
Could you hand me a napkin please. ( o _ 0 )
"MMMmmmmmm Johnny"
My husband's name isn't Johnny!
Peace.
Thank you; but, next time......?