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Question: ok. i called the cops. my neighbors sell crack so thats why i was worried. you never know about nutjobs on crack. anyway, the cops made him leave. but while i was looking out the window at what was going on, my 9mo old managed to open the VASELINE jar and has it EVERYWHERE. she is covered in a water resistant film.

what are some good relaxation techniques? i can feel my hair turning grey..


Answers: ok. i called the cops. my neighbors sell crack so thats why i was worried. you never know about nutjobs on crack. anyway, the cops made him leave. but while i was looking out the window at what was going on, my 9mo old managed to open the VASELINE jar and has it EVERYWHERE. she is covered in a water resistant film.

what are some good relaxation techniques? i can feel my hair turning grey..

Dawn dishwashing liquid might help degrease the baby.

lol

good I am glad he is gone, you had me worried

relaxation techniques?? oh boy I am still searching for those I have 4 kids ya know

sex is good for some relaxation

I used to go in a closet and scream, then I was relaxed enouigh to handle situations that came up

oh man! how does one clean that up?

breathe! ohm ohm

lol :-)

There are some yoga breathing techniques that are designed for relaxing.

better the van next to the house... than the van down by the river!!

listen to a fan or running water. It always helps me relax. Good luck.

get some incense(in your case open a can of tuna) and meditate , or masturbate. If that doesn't work, tequila

thanks for letting me know. unmarked vans that sit around are always a sign of trouble.

Take a long, hot bath with candles, or maybe a nice long walk to yourself. That's always nice.

hahahahhahahahaha
omg I have to laugh though that sounds like you're having a rough morning.
Breath!

THANK YOU! i was worried and not about to leave untill we knew you are safe. As for the kid , see if they float in the sink.

Try packing your belongings and searching for another place to live? You are raising a 9 month old in a crack neighborhood? Surely there are alternatives.

I am sorry but I am cracking up!! That is soooooooooo funny.

POT, Alcohol, or read a book with your baby it makes me feel good all the time.

Haha, you should try Yoga, Marijuana, or get a massage.

Your 9 month old is smart...!!!

first have a little chuckle because kids are funny
I used to lock myself in the bathroom or a closet to gain composure and then try and deal
how do you really get that stuff off? completely.......

LMAO!!! My little girl did the same thing with the diaper cream the other day! I'm glad the cops ran the guy off though. You can never be too careful.

Oh! And there is no better relaxation technique than just some good ole sex!

Listen to some music.

Breath deeply and remind yourself of the one responsible for leaving it within reach of the child. She is but curious and Vaseline feels soooo so good to the touch.
My 2 year old poofed baby powder all over her bedroom one day......luckily she didn't inhale enough to harm her.
Another day she painted her baby brother and the dresser with Vaseline. Curious little tike.....was I happy? Absolutely not, all I could ask her or say was why???????????? Believe it or not they do make for pleasant memories now and we can laugh about them.

Seriously.....if there is any way you can get out of this neighborhood for safety reasons, do it.

I always thought a good dose of cunnilingus would work for relaxing a stressed out woman

My kid did that too when she was toddler! sooo much fun to clean up! Hang in there, mama!
I think (its been a long time!) I used Vinegar and water to clean?

breathe........ take a long hot bath, and you know what let the 9 month old take the bath with you.... put bubbles in the tub and add all of the toys and have fun with your baby. Besides it sounds like the baby may need a little wash down anyway!

slow down and enjoy life.

**btw- if you live next to a crack house be very carefull, you know those bums need help, they dont have anything but getting their high on. Be cautious and aware. STAY SAFE & GOD BLESS!

Rub down with the left over Vaseline after a hot bath,and move to the country

oh good, thank God he's gone. Yeah, Shacky McCracky would NOT be a good neighbor to have

Make a b-line for your alcohol cabinet for your relaxation

As far as baby girl, use cornstarch and WARM water, followed by a good clarifying shampoo bath

why are you living next to crackheads?

well how about meditation!

your post made me laugh. I'm sorry you live in a neighborhood like that. I'm glad you called the cops. Well, your baby's skin should be nice and soft after you wash the vaseline off of her. Did you take a picture? That might be a memory you want to record for her. As far as relaxing. Deep breathing. Breathe in through your nose for four seconds, hold your breath for four seconds, breathe out for four seconds and hold for four seconds. It's called four square breathing. It helps me relax. Make sure when you breathe in, don't fill up your upper chest with air, breathe in where it makes your stomach stick out. Seriously.



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