Would you take Karate lessons....?!
Question: ...so you could defend yourself against the angry owners of your local all-you-can-eat buffet?
Answers: ...so you could defend yourself against the angry owners of your local all-you-can-eat buffet?
Cattle prods are cheaper, Buk.
DUH!! (and how did you know??.....)
no they would simply have an unfortunate fire, m'kay
No, I take them just so that every time that Kung-fu fighting song comes on, I can bust a move, well... that and my Sonny Chiba impersonations
yes nothing stands in the way of Platy and his eats!!
I think that Sumo Wrestling lessons would be more useful.
Done, and done. I'm not a ninja for the prestige, you know. I'm in it for the chicken wings.
No no, all I need is a fork and knife to depend myself in the buffet.
sure, why not?
yea, tang soo do. i am a black belt...watch out
not likely to .......
I've got a pretty mean ninja roll now :o)
Shhh...I'm in karate class!
Invest in a tazer and some stink bombs. That should hold them at bay for a while.
i would
They would most likely be fat since they own an all you can eat buffet so HELL YES I'd get karate lessons to defend myself. Or I could just throw food at them and they'd leave me alone to eat it!
All-u-can-eat MEANS "all I can eat!!"
Hiiiii-yah!
If the classes were free then heck yeah!
I have a friend that has a black belt. I take him for protection.
Yeah, they start getting antsy about my 5th plate in.
Watch out people! I gotta black belt in soup bar.
*puts head down on desk*
how did you know I had to start doing this :)
That is not necessary for me, Mama Puma has sharp teeth and claws, I can guarantee they won't argue with me anymore!! Need help BUK?? I'll be right there!! Are they being stingy with their sausages??
In my town we formed a club!
I would take karate lessons if you Buk are the instructor !
Buk rules y!a
If only one could actually overeat at our buffet,the food is not so good there,..I think that's the plan with them,lol !
Nope...just buy a taser!
nope, just a taser gun
Yes, so when they try and stop me from taking a plate home I could give a swift round house to the head.
Oh hell yeah! Especially the Chinese buffets and when they put out those crab legs you really need to know how to fight.
lol, reminds me of the old ads for hai karate after shave..~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnU9zT87...
funny Bulk ,,,lolol ,, I am a 3 black belt that is so out of shape that a 10 year old could beat up