How do you keep the Demons at bay?!


Question: Dear Sir,

I keep my demons at bay during the night with a large pitchfork. I also make loud incantations and disturb the neighbors. Just the other night, I had to drain the blood of a live chicken and drink it while standing on my head inside of an inverted pentacle.

During the day, I just sleep and take acid.


Answers: Dear Sir,

I keep my demons at bay during the night with a large pitchfork. I also make loud incantations and disturb the neighbors. Just the other night, I had to drain the blood of a live chicken and drink it while standing on my head inside of an inverted pentacle.

During the day, I just sleep and take acid.

Who says I do?

I use beano,it keeps the demons AWAY.

Bug spray

I shoot them

put on lots and lots of deodorant. they stay away from people that smell "shower-clean."

I tell them "that I have enough on my plate and to go and pay a visit to someone else" !!

I eat a lot of garlic.;-)

pray

I don't they run the place.

I pray to the Holy Spirit

I ask him to place a circle of protection
around myself, and my family.

Faith is powerful when needing to do this!
Enjoy your day And good question. :-)

chicken feet

Prayer....
and
The friendships I have developed that allow me to release them.
Peace.

I party with them. It's more fun that way. They rule.

I am lethal...=)

MORE BOOOOZEEE

Freeze them

each to their own - unfair question!

i don't. (which is partly the reason i'm in the mess i'm in)

With a wired fence.

medication

Besides the goats blood on the door and the crosses and incense? ...beer...

Less licker and more bible

the voices in my head handle that for me....

animal sacrifice.

I wear my skin like a scab over my demons, contained, but easily torn through. The demon in me is caged by frail and fragile bars. They've been seen out driving cars, patently unclear. God help the demon in me. The demon in me has had to learn to live with pain, and how to take shelter from the rain and in the twinkling of an eye might have to be restrained. God help the demon in me.

If you're not in the mood for joking, there are some groups open for discussion in that sense and I can recommend them to you. In fact, I believe strongly in the existence of demons and I give you my thumbs up. I can even, recommend you a movie inspired by a real case: The Exorcism of Emily Rose. You should also be able to distinguish between your own demons which are the sum of all your defects and run around the world by ways of telepathy, and the so called "fallen angels" which are powerful demons because of their great fall. To clear this up for you, we could all set ourselves to become angels right now, but we don't have the courage to do it. Even Jesus said "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you." And I will now answer your question: to get rid of common demons or any fallen angels, you have to keep yourself away from sins and you have to develop an active religious life. There are lots of Angels that are willing to help you, but you have to begin to know yourself on the inside first. You should decide upon a religious group that teaches you primarily how to fight your own egos/demons, I recommend to you any gnostic movement. And as a common gnostic ritual you can also consider cleansing yourself and your home by burning the following plants: Mugwort (Artemisia vulgaris), Rue/Garden rue/Herb of Grace (Ruta graveolens), Sage (Salvia officinalis). You can also use sulfur onto your body and your home. You can carry it inside your shoe, or by spraying it, and it shall be of great help. Hope this is useful for you or anybody else. May you find your inner peace!

I have good friends that will use a chair restraint and wrist straps on me when they see my demons coming out to play.

Tough, I'm sheer outnumbered.

its called Prozac

The name of Jesus sends most of em packing when coupled with Praying with a sincere heart of humility and love . Get plenty of sleep, eat right exercise bow your head in humility , raise your head in the Lord, bob it up and down like a duck. Wiggle your butt too. Now you try it. You have to be bossy and tell them whose who. If that don't work get in the holy spirit filled congregation and start dancing and shouting and work it out like that. Go even if you had something to drink go just as you are. I guarantee that will work. Don't worry about your clothes you can go with your old smellers on.



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