What would you do if you woke up with somebodys chewed off arm under your neck??!
Question: That happens whenever I bring a gentleman home from the bar. When they wake up sober in the middle of the night, they get scared and try to escape.
After a while, I've just started having the arms stuffed to use as backscratchers.
Answers: That happens whenever I bring a gentleman home from the bar. When they wake up sober in the middle of the night, they get scared and try to escape.
After a while, I've just started having the arms stuffed to use as backscratchers.
eat it.
I'd be like, "Eh, new day, same $hit."
As comfortable as it is, I would use it as a pillow everyday! Thanks to whoever left that arm.
freak out
id throw up, then scream.........
i would freak...and scream...then wonder whose arm it was...
Use it for a pillow.
Sweet I am in saw
this was me this morning..
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i19/pi...
Yell, "You won't escape so easily next time, Superman!"
vomit
Ask my llama to take it away and throw it up to the moon so Danny Boyd could find it.
Call the PO PO
remove my fingerprints from anywhere near it or in the room.
I would post a question about it on Yahoo Answers.
scream.
i'd be highly offended.
Scream/Yell/Curse
Go right back to bed. If I slept through the night on a chewed off arm, obviously it was comfy!
Feel like this is the worst case of bf feeling trapped by me that I've ever had.
I would put a found ad in the newspaper, and call the hospital to see if anyone was missing an arm. If I still couldn't find the owner, I would chase people around slapping their asses with the hand, then bury it in a flowerbed.
I would freak out and wonder where the heck the thing came from and why it is in my bed. EWWWWWWWWWW
Brush my teeth with extra enthusiasm...
i would chunk that that thang out the window and then go beat up my lil sis cuz she would have prob been then the one who done it lol jk i wouldnt beat her up
check into some plastic surgery cuz that means you're "wolf ugly "...lol...not you personally....it's just an old redneck saying...I'm guessing you've heard it by the question..again...nothing personal :o)
I would laugh knowing that if I was that repulsive to him that he did that then good riddance!
I would say he drank to much and must no be the one:(
Why do guys always do this to me?!
Roll over and ask her if she was OK.
kill him.