What is your favourite limerick ?!
Question: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Whose )(* was so long he could suck it.
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a (^nt I would f*#$ it.
Answers: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Whose )(* was so long he could suck it.
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a (^nt I would f*#$ it.
If I could remember what a limerick was i'd tell you!
There once was a man from St. Nick,
Who had a very long stick (cane).
He drank some hot cider,
Then saw a big spider,
And scared Little Miss Muffet away.
There once was a girl named Kirst,
Whose body would make men thirst.
They would line up with their money,
for a taste of that honey.
Shes so good all the men burst.
I've found this site but these ones are to naughty for me to write,
http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/nau...
They are funny there's loads different themed ones. enjoy I have. cheers.xxx
Bit boring and have not got one Kirst
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! --
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
-- Edward Lear
We used to giggle at that as children because my uncle had a huge beard!!!
there was a young lady from Leeds[not Joan] who swallowed a packet of seeds.the rest is not printable.