How can I train my pet snail to attack intruders from foreign countries that I f!


Question: I have a huge fear of terrorists attacking me at any point..I need tips on training my pet snail any advice is welcomed


Answers: I have a huge fear of terrorists attacking me at any point..I need tips on training my pet snail any advice is welcomed

tie a brick around his neck. that will make him strong. you can also snail fight him. those are very underground operations. dunno if you want to get involved with those types of people.

Let him play Grand Theft Auto

FOX News would be splendid training. Force him to watch it 24 hours a day

feed it steroids.

haha your very funny!

Send him to mercenary school.

lol.thats funny

You're a moron.

Can you say "escargot".

Crack would probably work.

Ask sponge bob, he's an expert with snails

move next to a power plant

Fit a miniature nuclear ground to air missile defense system on its back which is activated by infra-red /heat sensors.

Feed it salt.

Sure, just make sure the intruders don't get salt underneath your pet snail's shell, then he's done for :(

Lmao. I love you.

give them sub machineguns

cute

Make it pull weights behind it so it get's faster and stronger.

hahahaha.
Well, you could try making a sterio-typical looking terrorist type life-sized doll and make a hand motion so it will know to go attack.
Reward the snail with oatmeal.

WHAT IT DIDN'T COME TRAINED
SISTER YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK

Start by training it with small intruders... like ants.

give him steroids and hgh then give him sum explosives on him so when sum1 steps on him he explodes then u can make him grow to the size of 10 ft and make him eat people

you must be trippin on the acid

Make sure to beat him a lot to make him mean like people do their pit bulls and then you can also attack lasers to him so he can blow the terrorists away! Best of luck with your attack snail! LOL>

**LOL..........oh boy. Make sure you have lots of treats on hand, and a willing participaint in practicing these attacks, so he's prepared for the real thing!

Train him on Halo 3. He'll fit right in with that. Just keep him from the salt or your both in trouble.

Yes! pee on him every day and tell him it was a stranger, that should incite him/ her to revert to his prehistoric killer instinct!

A pet snail? are you serious?

give him/her a little vodka every time she/he does some thing right ...thats how i was trained

You must like all this attention.



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