What will newspaper headlines say when you die?!

Question: "Maryland Man Goes Swimming 28 Minutes After Eating, Gets Cramp and Drowns"

Answers: "Maryland Man Goes Swimming 28 Minutes After Eating, Gets Cramp and Drowns"

Some guy died. In other news a water skiing squirrel.

''Highschool dude lights his own fart and catches fire'

Died of old age surrounded by her family

The man who saved the world from the Zombie Plague died today from smoking related complications.

"Nobody died"

Anthony Spears Died As He Lived His Life: Of a Heart Attack.

Him just got dead...........

YAY

Lonely young woman dies of a broken heart.

the jews and hippies will be saved
now that Cartman has passed away WHILE trying to exterminate the jews and hippies.

"man dies, alone" and the rest of the world never misses a beat.

just before he died, clifford w requested to be laid to rest on his stomach with his pants down so that the world could kiss his @ss.

"Chicago woman is killed after flipping off the wrong road-rager. Oprah Winfrey in custody."

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