Was it wrong to use Judas Rabbi as a reference on my job application?!
Question: Well Puddles, all is explained!
First, they rung him up, but kept getting a message saying he was too busy answering questions to talk right now. That annoyed them.
Then when they finally got through to him, the conversation went like this:
"Hello, is this Judas Rabbi?"
"Yes I am"
"Great, would you be able to help us with an enquiry?"
"No I wouldn't."
"Oh ... sorry to hear that. You see, your son Puddles has put you down as his referee".
"Prime rib."
"Can you confirm that Puddles IS your son?"
"Maybe".
"Okay ... well, what attributes do you feel Puddles has that makes him a good candidate for this position?"
"Heineken."
"I see ... um, I don't think that's a good thing. Do you think there's any reason we shouldn't hire him?"
"Yes I do".
(pause)
"Yes, well what is it?"
"Prunes".
"Er ... righty-ho then, Mr Rabbi, sorry to have troubled you".
"Do I get 2 points for this?"
"No you don't".
*click*
Answers: Well Puddles, all is explained!
First, they rung him up, but kept getting a message saying he was too busy answering questions to talk right now. That annoyed them.
Then when they finally got through to him, the conversation went like this:
"Hello, is this Judas Rabbi?"
"Yes I am"
"Great, would you be able to help us with an enquiry?"
"No I wouldn't."
"Oh ... sorry to hear that. You see, your son Puddles has put you down as his referee".
"Prime rib."
"Can you confirm that Puddles IS your son?"
"Maybe".
"Okay ... well, what attributes do you feel Puddles has that makes him a good candidate for this position?"
"Heineken."
"I see ... um, I don't think that's a good thing. Do you think there's any reason we shouldn't hire him?"
"Yes I do".
(pause)
"Yes, well what is it?"
"Prunes".
"Er ... righty-ho then, Mr Rabbi, sorry to have troubled you".
"Do I get 2 points for this?"
"No you don't".
*click*
lol.........you're so funny
no
NO! Of course not!
...lol...
lmao... no, not at all. I'm sure he'll vouch for you.
lol...no its fine
That will guarantee u the job lol
yeah, i wouldn't!! who would want that as a reference.. all he would say if they called was YES or NO... just like his answer.
besides, he's just a computer-generated figment of yahoo's imagination to try to encourage us to get more points!!
Silly!
Go have some salsa!
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nothing wrong with 18 references: judas rabbi is not one person
LMAO! nope, if it works im gonna try it too! lol
i better not either huh? lol
that was your first mistake
You are his beeotch, Pastor.
Only if you forgot to ask him to be your reference first. Did you forget to do that? Damn you are in big trouble now! 8:)
What kind of letter of recommendation would he give?
"He is good."
Three words may not get you the job
That is precisely WHY you did not get it, sweetie .... !!!
USE ME as a reference next time ... and I guarantee you will not only get the job, but you will be promoted to vice-president of the comapany within 6 months ... !
only if you didn't make sure he would give you a good reference first.
i'm gonna haven to agree with Catz on this one... Since Judas can't get out more than two or three words when asked a question... I don't think they were impressed!!
If he don't care, Then why should you. But do you think it will help you.
lol @ mermaid
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