What would you make if you had the following items..?!
Question: Things to consider.. your trapped on an island with a supermodel
a jar of grape jelly
a spork
a wooden mallet
3 bungie cords
& A beach towel
Answers: Things to consider.. your trapped on an island with a supermodel
a jar of grape jelly
a spork
a wooden mallet
3 bungie cords
& A beach towel
First things first..
A small hammock using
2 bungie cords and the towel... attaching it with some twigs.
I'd smother the Wooden Mallet in the Grape Jelly and stick on the end of a Bungee Cord and try to knock out some creatures for food.
I'd use the spork as a sundial
I would use them as bargaining chips in getting her to clean my spot on the beach.
a baby
A really big friggin' mess!! LOL
I'd be too busy licking grape jelly off of the supermodel to be worried about making anything.
I would try and make a hammock with the towel and bungie cords, use the wooden mallet to kill dinner and the jelly for flavor to cook dinner, whats a spork?
a yummy hammock
after about a week with the supermodel i'd make a shelter
I would kill the supermodel with the mallet, then I would cook her brains in the grape jelly, eat it with the spork while I lay in a hammock made from her skin and the bunjie cords
id seduce the model with the grape jelly. the rest is trash.
haha good one lyallalt...
uhm id eat the grape jelly
id kill somehting with the spork
idk what i would do?
We could use the bungee cords to tie each other up, smear the grape jelly off each other and lick it off when hungry, a beach towel to lay on whilst licking grape jelly off, a woden mallet to hit her over the head if she annoys me and i'm not sure what a spork is so i wouldn't take one.
well, first i would beat the supermodel with the wooden mallet. then i would scoop up some jelly with the spork, and i would hold out the jelly filled spork and call a whale, and the whale would swim over and he would give me a ride, in exchange for some spork-fed grape jelly. so, then i would tie myself to the whale with the three bungee cords, to make sure i didnt fall off on the journey to a a civilized area, and then i would land on the shore of the nearest civilized area and dry off with the towel,because i would surely get splashed by some waves, and give the remainder of the jelly to the whale. the whale would then ask if he might have the spork, too. and i would give it to him.
Being a girl myself, I have no interest in a supermodel, so I would give her the spork and grape jelly, take the towel, mallet, and bungee cords and go to the other side of the island, make a hammock with the towel to sleep in, and use the bungee cords, making a slingshot to shoot down coconuts, and use the mallet to crack them open.
The jar of jelly would be consumed
Id use the spork for eating the jelly
The wooden mallet id use for multiple things
3 bungie cords that would be my supermodels clothes
Id use the towel to dry off with
But w/ all these things combined id make a airport cause even though your w/ a supermodel youd still get sick of her .Hence my airport for getting more new improved supermodels
put it in my bag. i don't use them.
the super model better hope i can use them to make a way out of there because after awhile i might go cannibal.