Who wins fight:a toddler with a lit zippo or a petrol soaked cat with a knife st!


Question: It depends on what constitutes winning. I don't understand terms like "fight to the finish." I mean, why keep fighting past that, right?

So, if the toddler and the cat are competing to see who can commit suicide the quickest, then the cat will probably win by jumping on the lighter.

If the fight is over a woman, then I don't think either will win.

Sorry, I wish I could help you. I hope you manage to deal with this situation. Let us know how it turns out.

P.S. Do you have money on this bout? What are the odds on the cat? I'm just curious.


Answers: It depends on what constitutes winning. I don't understand terms like "fight to the finish." I mean, why keep fighting past that, right?

So, if the toddler and the cat are competing to see who can commit suicide the quickest, then the cat will probably win by jumping on the lighter.

If the fight is over a woman, then I don't think either will win.

Sorry, I wish I could help you. I hope you manage to deal with this situation. Let us know how it turns out.

P.S. Do you have money on this bout? What are the odds on the cat? I'm just curious.

so cruel :o(

I say the cat =)

The toddler. You non arsonists might not know, gasoline burns EASILY. A lit zippo five feet away can ignite the fumes, you gotta be real careful.

if the toddler happens to catch the cat on fire then the toddler would win as long as the cat didnt jump on the toddler after bein lit...then again the toddler might catch hiself on fire too...tough call

I say the kid. Compare the time it takes to drop a lit Zippo and the time it takes for a cat to jump up and down (assuming he knows what knives are and how to use them).

LOL, thanks for the laugh!
I say the cat. Kids are friggin USELESS.

The toddler. For one time only in its life, the cat will go woof.

It's a toss up between social services and the lawyers.

The cat gets the Zippo, and the toddler gets the knife - everyone's happy that way, but then again what do I know....
I'm not a blood sucking leech that plays the legal system.

i hope the cat wins

The kid with the zippo! Burn P ussy Burn!!!

the kid....because as long as he knows how to turn it on hell win....

What a morbid thought! The kid!



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