Is the only reason to have children just so you have a good turn out at your fun!


Question: No. You can sell them in times of financial distress, or eat them in a lost in the wilderness scenario


Answers: No. You can sell them in times of financial distress, or eat them in a lost in the wilderness scenario

I hope not. LOL!

No, its tax deductions

Nooo.... it's for the Mother's Day cards and the acid reflux and the gray hair... and the cuddling on the couch.

Didn't have children and don't plan to. Don't really care if I have a funeral either.

oh no , it's so that you have someone to take care of you when you get old....hahahaha

No, its for all the free labor you get once they turn 5.


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I thought it was so "the state" didn't get to choose your nursing home.

You can have that anyway if you anger enough people. People will show up just to make sure you're dead.

That's assuming they attend.

The real reason is to get a tax break and to have someone else to take the trash out.

haha...that wasnt my reason...i think most ppl dont plan on having children ...accidents happen=]

Say what?!Noooooo.

Not the only reason. Who do you think is going to pay your $20,000 monthly nursing home bill?

it is to start a football team or slave labor.

i agree:
tax deductions
free labor

and someone to pay for your retirement home

no, you have children to keep you poor and humble, goodness knows what I would be like without mine, rich with no grey hairs I suppose

no way!

Yep...and for the IRS deductions over the years.

No, the reason you have children is so you can go to animated films without getting weird looks from people.

Either that or make sure you sleep with as many men as you possibly can ....
That way, you are sure to get an excellent turn out.

*It also helps if your children all have different fathers.

well i THOUGHT it was so i'd have someone to tidy up around the place and take care of the dirty dishes.

I can't have kids!! Oh no, will you go to my funeral so I'll feel loved?!

& also it's good to have someone to remind you that you don't need to have hair to be pretty

I know this isn't a serious question....

Of course not you very special person.

I cheat the government, and trick guys into sticking around

Yes, that is exactly it!

When I die just throw me in the river.

i've never made life before
i've never had this before


but if i did have kids that would be a good option
but i'm going to be cremated.
worms.....DSKJLDSKLdfkjlasdf
eahahhaAAAAAAHHHHH

You have children simply because it is a gift from God to be able to have children. I can take a joke but really people is this really something to joke about? I had my children because God blessed me to be able to give birth to 3 wonderful children. They keep me sane, they keep me grounded and I love them with all my heart. I love them to much to joke about them being tax deductions. Not everyone can have kids and not everyone deserves kids so I will never take for granted my 3 gifts from above.

I only had you so you would wash the dishes and so I could use you as an excuse when I didn't want to go to work.

thats it baby!



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