I haven't seen Johnny the Drunk in days... is he on one of those sobriety bi!
Question: or is Bertha finally getting the Johnny-time she so richly deserves.
Answers: or is Bertha finally getting the Johnny-time she so richly deserves.
I'm still here. The questions have been so boring I haven't seen fit to reply. This one being a prime example. Who gives a crap about me, other than my cat, only because I feed him, and the bums in the alley, only because I'm dressed worse than they are and the crack whores, because I like to flash them on my run for the front door from the parking lot. By the way, Bertha's dead, which you'd know if you'd shown yourself at the bus station, like you promised.
The AA meetings are keeping him busy.
Didn't you know?.... He went to rehab.
Drying out at Betty Ford South.
Maybe he's at the liquor store stocking up. I haven't seen him either.
he's at Brittney Spears' house...chillin'
You're so 5 minutes ago. He killed Bertha a while back. He threw her over his balcony. In a strange way, it made me want to visit him.
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Pfft, thanks Johnny. And this is no time to develop standards.