You KNOW you're getting old when_________?!
Question: You can't trust a fart.
Answers: You can't trust a fart.
you can't decide which is more important...looking good or feeling good.
You are called Grandma
You yell at the kids next door to turn the music down because you are trying to sleep...at 9 o'clock.
You grunt when you bend over
the music is too loud
You find Gray pubic hairs.
u get wrinkles
Your d**k is getting smaller...= (
when you realize that everybody else is younger than you
you can't stay up pass midnight to watch a movie.
you smell like Ben Gay all the time
Repeat over & over.
you get carded and act like you just won the miss America Pageant.....OMG, really, me?.......thank you thank you so much.
You know you're getting old when you start getting wrinkles :)
you stop looking at women..
When you blame things on the Rock N Roll music.
you fart when you sneeze
WHEN I WILL BE 20
you know you're getting old when:
http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/gett...
youve got grey hairs and your knees crack when you walk
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
Your favourite topic of discussion is your stomach lining
You start every sentence with "When I was your age....."
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You KNOW you're getting old when you go to the barber and they say "Shall I start with the ears then?"
You get excited about voting. o.o"
You hear your prom theme in an elevator.
When your body makes God awful noises after you've been in one position for a while. Or if you're afraid to sneeze cause you might tinkle.
...you use the sayings on your kids that your parents used on you.
...you are really thinking about retirement.
...you start considering which arthritis medicine won't upset your stomach.
Sandy :O)
Your favorite bands when you were young have all of a sudden gone "loungy" and everything you listened to is now considered "classic rock."