no
hit the weed
buy new clothes
spray some perfume
blow dry my hair
put on simple make up
drink coffee
and i am ready!
take a whore bath in a public bathroom
If the people at work already know your a drunken ho with no moral decency then dont worry dear.
marry me
mints or gum
body mist/perfume/cologne
wash off the tatt in the bathroom
LMAO!! Dude, take a night off.
Go to the bathroom, take a paper towel and scrub your face and teeth. If you don't have that, use toilet paper on your face, no in your mouth, you'll only choke on it. LOL. If there's a hot dryer to dry your hands, turn it up side down, so the hot air goes up into your face and hair. It should take out some of the smell of smoke and booze. And ask someone for a breath mint or five. Pray to God you don't get fired and go to work.
Good luck!
drink a latte and by smome gum, wash your face in the bathroom before you clock in and you should be ok, or go with my option and hit the drug store and drink a beer- then you wont even care!
if you can't take a shower, then brush your teeth and change your clothes. to hide the smell of booze before you can shower/brush your teeth then drink coffee because that covers pretty much every other smell.
Splash some water on your face - cold so you'll look all rosy. If you don't have a toothbrush just put some toothpaste on your finger and run it around your mouth. Wash off the best you can with paper towels - make sure you do it in front of the mirror so all the ugly girls can talk about you all day though. Then hang a sign on your door that says "Conference Call" and sleep till lunch. ?
do you think anyone will notice?
last time i was in your area, that seemed the norm..i liked the "easy way" of not having to do much for fear i would stick out.
i agree with wiley
Go to the bathroom at your place of work and give yourself a make-shift shower at the sink. If you have a small hand towel that would be best, but if not, I guess you'll have to use paper towels to run under the water and put some of that liquid soap on there too. Clean your face, pits, nether regions, and any other areas that feel cruddy.
"Brush" your teeth with your index finger, water and toothpaste. If you don't have toothpaste, as a colleague... a lot of people keep some at their desks.
Put water on your hair if it's all bushy to tame the mane.
It would also be a big help if you can get your hands on some kind of cologne. Again, ask a colleague.
I hate that feeling! Good luck!
I do love that voodoo you do.....props to the Bengals....I guess there is no more argument uh..
well now this has also happened to
me before, i just go to the restroom and
water down my mouth ( like a million times )
and with a paper towel brushed my teeth, then
sprayed some of the soap as perfume, hey something
is better than nothing, but there is just times were you just
have to get up and go to work, and when you only had 1 hour to sleep, you just hurry out the house, trust me i know..........well hope all works well........
gum and calongne babe. Get some papper towels and go wash the hooha in the bathroom!
Baby powder and Listerine has always worked for me.
Believe it or not--- for your breath eat peanuts it doesn't smell like your covering up your breath. realy try it