My friend is bored in hospital what can I txt her...?!


Question: to cheer her up or keep her amused?

She broke her leg and is so bored.

Any funny jokes that will make her laugh? Funny things I can text her? I keep telling her to get outta bed the lazy mare ;-)


Answers: to cheer her up or keep her amused?

She broke her leg and is so bored.

Any funny jokes that will make her laugh? Funny things I can text her? I keep telling her to get outta bed the lazy mare ;-)

somtimes wen you cry no-one sees your tears, sometimes wen your in pain no-one sees your hurt sometimes wen your worrid no-one sees your stress sometimes wen your happy no-one sees yoursmile

BUT........................................















F A R T

JUST ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A TOUCHING POEM


HOPE YOR FRIEND FEELS BETTER SOON

Yea. Just send her some of the crazy forwarded txt messages I get from my friends everyday!

just talk to her
say i hope you feel better

funny joke, or some funny moments that happened wid you all

If you have a Laptop take it in to her,,,,and ime sure she will enjoy Yahoo,,,,,,Q and A,,,,,,,,

Tell her to stop trying out for the LEAD ROLE in the play.

All the jokes I get will offend at least one person but here goes anyway and sorry for stereo typing!!!!
Paddy weighs 20 stone so the doctor puts him on a diet. You have to eat properly for 2 days and then skip a day, he tellls him. You should lose 5 pounds after 2 weeks.
2 weeks later Paddy goes back to the doctor and amazes him by having lost 4 stone!
Paddy says, I thought I was gonna drop down dead on the 3rd day.
From hunger? asks the doctor
No, from all the bloody skipping, says paddy.

I'm sorry to be a kiljoy.....

Mobile phones are not permitted in hospitals as they can interfere with vital hospital; equipment!!

Your friend has a broken leg however other people are more seriously ill and depend on machinery...

Think about it... ;0)


Shut-up - How childish!!

I work in a hospital so I do know what I am talking about......



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