My friend is bored in hospital what can I txt her...?!
Question: to cheer her up or keep her amused?
She broke her leg and is so bored.
Any funny jokes that will make her laugh? Funny things I can text her? I keep telling her to get outta bed the lazy mare ;-)
Answers: to cheer her up or keep her amused?
She broke her leg and is so bored.
Any funny jokes that will make her laugh? Funny things I can text her? I keep telling her to get outta bed the lazy mare ;-)
somtimes wen you cry no-one sees your tears, sometimes wen your in pain no-one sees your hurt sometimes wen your worrid no-one sees your stress sometimes wen your happy no-one sees yoursmile
BUT........................................
F A R T
JUST ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A TOUCHING POEM
HOPE YOR FRIEND FEELS BETTER SOON
Yea. Just send her some of the crazy forwarded txt messages I get from my friends everyday!
just talk to her
say i hope you feel better
funny joke, or some funny moments that happened wid you all
If you have a Laptop take it in to her,,,,and ime sure she will enjoy Yahoo,,,,,,Q and A,,,,,,,,
Tell her to stop trying out for the LEAD ROLE in the play.
All the jokes I get will offend at least one person but here goes anyway and sorry for stereo typing!!!!
Paddy weighs 20 stone so the doctor puts him on a diet. You have to eat properly for 2 days and then skip a day, he tellls him. You should lose 5 pounds after 2 weeks.
2 weeks later Paddy goes back to the doctor and amazes him by having lost 4 stone!
Paddy says, I thought I was gonna drop down dead on the 3rd day.
From hunger? asks the doctor
No, from all the bloody skipping, says paddy.
I'm sorry to be a kiljoy.....
Mobile phones are not permitted in hospitals as they can interfere with vital hospital; equipment!!
Your friend has a broken leg however other people are more seriously ill and depend on machinery...
Think about it... ;0)
Shut-up - How childish!!
I work in a hospital so I do know what I am talking about......