Whats the most horrible pick up line you've ever heard!?!


Question: mine is a guy comes up to me and say's
"your so beautiful now can i have your number" i said no lol
i hate when people come on toodstrong how about you guys
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Answers: mine is a guy comes up to me and say's
"your so beautiful now can i have your number" i said no lol
i hate when people come on toodstrong how about you guys
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Do you fancy a fcuk?

No!

Well do you mind lying down whilst I have one!

Or I lost my number can I have yours

Dont flatter yourself.

Wanna have pizza and sex? no? You mean you don't like pizza?

"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants."

Yes, a guy actually tried to use that one on me! LOL

your father must have been a thief. he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

it cracks me up. haha

"do you come here often." I had to laugh at the guy, I had no idea guys really said that.

you must be tired from running around my brain all night ugh

"When you gone let me get up inside you?"-Guy off the streets of Detroit

"My boyfriend says I have a huge pu**y. Wanna fu*k me?"
Yes, it really happened.

this one lame-o says to me, "if you were a booger, i'd pick you"...what a weirdo lol

Got a Match???.........lol

Nice shoes! Want to F U C K????

"please take me home with you"

Sheesh do guys even try anymore??

I was standing outside of the pediatrician's office one day. An older gentleman walked over to me, looked at the landscaping and said "Nice flowers, aren't they?"

(My husband was waiting in the car near where I was, and he chuckled when I got back into the car. I didn't even realize that the older man was using a pickup line until my husband explained it to me!)



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