Would the owner of the giant death ray in the parking lot please move it?!
Question: It is blocking traffic.
Answers: It is blocking traffic.
Fine... *scoffs, walks outside to parking lot, slams door behind herself*
huh...i guess that's not me.....
Oh shoot.. I can't find my keys. Sorry. =(
.....paging Dr. Evil.....paging Dr. Evil....
dont use that tone with me *points ray in your direction*
lions cant drive
thats not me....i have the Optimus Prime....and he moves himself
dammit the freakin government found out my plans again wtf!!
Well, I never! Wha? I have to? Fine! *stomps out, keys jingle and a hole blasts through the wall* sorry wrong button!
No I like it there and if you have a problem with it I will point my ray at you buddy!
sorry i was in a hurry this mourning
on a second thought
maybe i should fry u just 4 coming at me like that
Yup, that'd be my El Camino.....
i can't help it, im beastly, and i need a beastly vehicle
hmmm no, it took me along time to get that black hole to form in that spot let alone get the death ray to show- I am not moving it...but you can
simply walk in front of it or if you don't want to do that just jump inside and turn it off
Don`t be making fun of my Dodge!
Are you talking about my horse? I went a little overboard on his grain this morning, but he should be disarmed by tomorrow. I should have left off the molasses, but he loves it so!
I'll be glad to move it if you could come and jump it off for me!
this is bull! the old manager NEVER had a problem with my death ray! but you gotta be all uptight about it........
But, the batteries are dead!!!
i hope it's not the ocean kind of death ray, look at what happened to that crocodile dude
I would if I could, but I can't so I wont.
Can I borrow it for a while pretty please ! I can't think of anything else powerful enough to crack the armor of ignorance the fundamentalists are wearing !
the others that are driving around the *parking* lot should park !!!!!!!!! just because I took up 5 spaces is NO reason to rant, rave or honk..... Don't YOU PEOPLE see my name on the plate ??????? this is MY spot !!! I own it !!! and I will NOT move !!!!!! *so there*........ go in peace.... God bless
HOLD ON!!!! I'm just about to fire it on that person over there *points at the man across the street*. noooo!!! it's battery powered.