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Question: I write this for Ralphaldo
Whose life is at an end
To some he was a rodent
To others though, a friend
I'll miss the noises that he'd make
When he ate a meal
And the rhythmic clicking
As he'd run inside his wheel
Let's focus on his happy life
And try not to be crushed
Because Ralphaldo is too big
And simply can't be flushed.
Rest in peace, Ralphaldo
On Earth, my friend, you're toast
But maybe you can visit
As a furry little ghost.
Answers: I write this for Ralphaldo
Whose life is at an end
To some he was a rodent
To others though, a friend
I'll miss the noises that he'd make
When he ate a meal
And the rhythmic clicking
As he'd run inside his wheel
Let's focus on his happy life
And try not to be crushed
Because Ralphaldo is too big
And simply can't be flushed.
Rest in peace, Ralphaldo
On Earth, my friend, you're toast
But maybe you can visit
As a furry little ghost.
Pretty good. Ever consider a career with Hallmark?
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