What's the most creative excuse you've heard? And why?!


Question: I once knew a guy from Ghana, telling me many Ghaneans were
vegetarians like him just because they were to poor to afford meat when they were children.
Seconds after that he ordered a whole fried chicken.
So I pointed out to him Chicken was definitely meat.
" Not in Ghana", he protested
He told me not to have such a " Western " attitude.
In Ghana he explained things are very different,there are so many chickens running around there they are no longer considered animals but a sort of common all purpose vegetable. .
So he could still safely proclaim himself a vegetarian.

I suppose it all depends where you feel you have to draw the line.


Answers: I once knew a guy from Ghana, telling me many Ghaneans were
vegetarians like him just because they were to poor to afford meat when they were children.
Seconds after that he ordered a whole fried chicken.
So I pointed out to him Chicken was definitely meat.
" Not in Ghana", he protested
He told me not to have such a " Western " attitude.
In Ghana he explained things are very different,there are so many chickens running around there they are no longer considered animals but a sort of common all purpose vegetable. .
So he could still safely proclaim himself a vegetarian.

I suppose it all depends where you feel you have to draw the line.

My teenage son told me once he would not clean his room because it would get dirty again... so I replied with: "Does that mean you do not wipe after a crap because it will get dirty again???"

He immediately realized how stupid and ridiculous he sounded.

~End of discussion

Teddy did it. Out of the mouth of a 4 year old.
Since when could teddies overflow a bath with bubble bath??? Hmmmmmmm. . . . . . I don't think so.

When my son was in his teens, he had so many excuses his teachers threatened to compile them into a book!

i am not lying

my cousin once when in primary school ran away form there and got lost almost by the motorway. his excuse was tht his PE shorts fell out his bag and were blown away by the wind down the streets and he went to follow them...

"My arm is stuck in a blood pressure machine." I don't know if anyone actually used it as an excuse, but it's one somebody made up in case of an emergency... like a relative died or something.



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