When is the last time you said to yourself.....?!


Question: "I gotta put on my clown pants and build me a shed!!"?


Answers: "I gotta put on my clown pants and build me a shed!!"?

Now here's a funny thing ... after having a vivid dream last week, I awoke with that very mantra on my lips and, convinced that it was a "sign", I donned the pants and set about constructing the finest shed you've ever seen. Nothing happened. Still, patience is a virtue, and I've had that same dream every night since then. I am now the proud owner of seven sheds. Of course, if nothing happens by, I reckon, next Wednesday, I'm going to have to demolish the house to make way for more sheds .....

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  • Just this morning.....
    Peace.

    october 17th, 2007.

    not for about 5 years i think..got 2 sheds back there.....

    Last Sunday in church during my testimonial

    Just 5 minutes ago!!

    Never said it.

    about 3 hours ago...i didnt do it but i definatly thought it

    Right now...

    I ripped those darn pants digging a cream corn hole

    Just this afternoon, oddly enough. Funny you should ask.

    I'm scared to death of clowns and don't own any of their pants. (Shuddering in corner because you said the word clown.)

    The clown pants are the ONLY ones I have left. I soaked all the others.

    As far as the shed goes, I'm using empty diaper boxes and duct tape.

    you're not supposed to know about that.........

    my work around the house clothes outside do look clownish at times,lol !
    how did you know?!

    Buk, Buk, Buk, have you no fashion sense? everyone knows you put on MC Hammer pants for shed building.
    what will your neighbors think?

    It's been a couple of years -- the pants no longer fit.

    About 3 days ago, but then after putting on the clown pants I realized I didn't have enough wood. Not wanting to spend, money at the hardware, I decided to go to the woods and get the lumber myself, well apparently squirrles have a nearly magnetic attraction to bright orange green- pocka dotted clowns pants because I had about a dozen of them crawling into my pants within 5 minutes! As you can see I had no choice but to, hastily remove my pants and run......and well building a shed just didn't seem to hold the same appeal without the pants.

    well, let me think.....






    NEVER!!!

    New Years Eve.....I think we were at the same party.

    Man, I just said that yesterday. I'm a procrastinator though. I'm still wearing the clown pants, but the shed has yet to be built.

    the shed is already built.

    It was last night. I dreamed your donkey ate all the planks off my shed and I would have to build another one.

    the last time I tried my Turkish Neighbor's homemade brew. That stuff made me think and do weird things. The last time I ended up waking up to a homeless, pantless man with sausage breath.



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