How can you tell if a man is really manly?!
Question: - Chest hair. The more the manlier. It should be curling out over the collar of his shirt & through the button holes, at the very least. An abundance of back, nose, & other body hair earns him bonus Manly Points.
- Having a tight grip on the remote at all times. Even in his sleep. Compromise is for wimps!
- Crushing beer cans on his forehead, or better yet, in the rolls of his beer belly. SO sexy. Mmm...
- Refusing to ask for directions when lost. He's a man, he'll find it! Eventually...
- Wet Willies, pink bellies, & purple nurples. Need I say more?
- Leaving the toilet seat up. Always. No matter how many times you ask him to stop it. It's important that he assert his manliness!
- A real man NEVER cooks, cleans, does laundry, or washes dishes. Those are jobs for the wimmin-folk!
- No diaper duty, either! And getting puked on by an infant? That would be like trading his penis in for a vagina. Everyone knows only women take care of babies!
- The more drunken college girls he can take to the sack, the more of a real man he is. Notches in the bedpost can tell you a lot about his manly-man status!
- Lots of loud burping, farting, cursing, & crude sexist jokes will get him far in his quest to become all that a man should be! And he should own lots of power tools. LOTS.
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Answers: - Chest hair. The more the manlier. It should be curling out over the collar of his shirt & through the button holes, at the very least. An abundance of back, nose, & other body hair earns him bonus Manly Points.
- Having a tight grip on the remote at all times. Even in his sleep. Compromise is for wimps!
- Crushing beer cans on his forehead, or better yet, in the rolls of his beer belly. SO sexy. Mmm...
- Refusing to ask for directions when lost. He's a man, he'll find it! Eventually...
- Wet Willies, pink bellies, & purple nurples. Need I say more?
- Leaving the toilet seat up. Always. No matter how many times you ask him to stop it. It's important that he assert his manliness!
- A real man NEVER cooks, cleans, does laundry, or washes dishes. Those are jobs for the wimmin-folk!
- No diaper duty, either! And getting puked on by an infant? That would be like trading his penis in for a vagina. Everyone knows only women take care of babies!
- The more drunken college girls he can take to the sack, the more of a real man he is. Notches in the bedpost can tell you a lot about his manly-man status!
- Lots of loud burping, farting, cursing, & crude sexist jokes will get him far in his quest to become all that a man should be! And he should own lots of power tools. LOTS.
Etc. : ]
if they scratch there crotch at least once in a while.
When i get nervous and he handles the situation. Calm nerves and agressive action!!
if he doesn't know one song from barbara streisand lmao
When he falls asleep on the couch with his mouth open and drooling all over the cushions....................
By his actions. In the end, huge muscles mean little.
Do you mean physically or mentally? Haha
I saw an interesting documentry thing on tv that stated how to tell mans hands from womens hands. Women's ring fingers are (or should be) shorter than their pointer finger. Mens hands the pointer finger should be longer. The more testosterone in a man, the bigger the difference between the ring and pointer finger...
The difference can be very slight, my dads fingers are nearly exactly the same length.
When he wears a pink shirt or actually crys. Now thats a manly man!
when he is there when you really need him without you having to ask him to be there.
when he can handle situations and keep you calm
AND when he is really cute hehe... had to add that part
when he is handing up his pistol
by their hands
He will perform that special favor for you, whether you showered and freshened up 2 hours ago or 20 hours ago.