I know you did it!?!
Question: I know it was you, so dont try and deny it!!!
-peace
Answers: I know it was you, so dont try and deny it!!!
-peace
I can honestly say witnout lying or telling a fib, or denying it....my parakeet did it and I punished him with 3 minutes in the microwave oven......
*blushes* ummm...yeah...about that... *points at dog*
These questions stopped being funny in 2005 just to let you know
Are you Crazy?
but you can't PROVE it........
Did what? I didn't do it. It was the cat.
Actually... It was that person....
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um...uh... i didnt do it??
*pouty face* are you sure??? but there is one cookie left....
oh really Kim...PROVE IT
i love you!!
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. You don't know anything, and even if you did, you can't prove it. And even if you could, you can't blame me. Because you don't know what it's like to be me. You couldn't handle the responsibility, the pressure. So just carry on with your little fantasyland and get out of my way. I have a job to do. And nobody else could do it. Because nobody else wants to do it. You think it's easy? Do ya? Well let me tell you something, that cookie was begging to be eaten.
*looks around nervously* what..what are you talking about, I only went and egged evryones houses on New Years, No big deal....*thinks* Oh wait.....No Im sorry....I didn't mean to do it, but you know how Pete Wentz gets, and we got drunk, and well one thing led to another and.....*smirks* I'm sorry
yeah its me >?<
so what, what are you going to do about it.
I didn't...never could.
-peace yourself
Absolutely correct.
Yes. So now what are you going to do? Chill out. Peace.
*eats a fetus*
mmmm spam.
And here I was thinking you enjoyed it. My apologies.
I'm innocent!
You have no proof!
It wasn't my fault!
I'm taking this to a higher court!
I'll never confess!
Besides, what makes you think it was me?
well i would never deny it. I am guilty as charged
but- but-
yeah and you liked it!
look, ok, here's what happened, a big dragon came out of the woods, no wait, the lake and he starting ripping at my nose and no wait, there were some burglars and they came in and ok, the truth is rather sticky but there was a blob and it was on the roof.....?
WAT? i didn't, i swear!!! it wuz....it wuz...THE CHEEZE-ITS!!!! ZOMYGOD! yea....they totally did it....
*points to teddy bear with evil clown suit on* go talk to him he's the one who tried to tie me up to a chair last night! I'm telling you that is NOT an ordinary bear! I mean you could tell he's evil by just looking at him. Oh, and don't look in to his eyes he'll try to hypnotize you in to thinking he's ordinary!! You're probably wondering how I still know his secret. Luckily, I've been watching the bear for sometime.I have my whole "Evil Clown/Teddy Bear/ Creepy Doll Attack Emergency Kit" with me at all times. I quickly opened it and slipped some dark sunglasses on him! Smart huh? Anyway I'll leave you locked in this room with a chair and some rope so you can tie him up if he gets too crazy. Oh and I have no lights in here and the teddy bear has a great deal of eyesight in the dark so be careful! Enjoy your talk with him, I'm sure he did it!
(This is proof that I did NOT do it and the teddy bear DID!)
*gulp*
(My thoughts: I hope this excuse works, because it was an accident.....Accidentally made on purpose......OK OK so I ate the 105 handmade cookies on the table. It's really the cookies fault though, they were calling out, "Eat us, eat us! You know you want to! "
Gosh if I did it was I any good? I don't remember much but as I don't remember doing it can we do it again this time I will remember! I promise! ;-)