Who left a big garden spade outside my front doors??!
Question: .................some p*ssed gardener, no doubt!
Answers: .................some p*ssed gardener, no doubt!
sorry , I was diggin' up them (Irish) taters outta the rubber tars garden and I had my apron full of taters I was plannin' to boil up fer dinner when I slipped and fell right outside yer door and I'll be dog goned if'n that spade didn't flip up into the air and jest happend to land right side up at yer door thare. Well, I left ya a note on one'na the prongs , 'splaining that I'd be back la'er to pick it back up. But, I'll be dog goned again ifn' a big wind didn't stir up and blow that note right off'n that spade.
I'll be back in three shakes of a goats tail to fetch it. BTW- might you have a stick of oleo I can borry fer these taters here ?
Thanks 'gain fer bein' such an understandin' neighbor.
I did.. sorry.. the leprechauns told me to do it .. thats where they stashed the gold...
ok i'm not sposed to say anything BUT...the creme egg fairy left it...get digging.....(wink)
hic wears my spade hic