Short of death, can anything stop the march of time?!


Question: My darling, don't you know that all you have to do it stand in front of time in a Hawaiian shirt and time will keel over itself??


Answers: My darling, don't you know that all you have to do it stand in front of time in a Hawaiian shirt and time will keel over itself??

Well, dead batteries halted the march of time in my living room. My clock's dead.

sickness

there are guratees except death and taxes.

ummm... it's been my experience that time marches on even after death.

bad breath...makes me stop in my tracks...

no

Acclerate a particle the speed of light.

Yes - accelerate yourself to the speed of light. According to Einstein, at that speed, time stops. Good luck with that!

lots of plastic surgery?

How do you kill the March of time?

Nope, our bodies die a little bit every minute.

sleep maybe?

Yes..If you enjoy the simple things of life like playing with your cat or dog.

nothing at all. life goes on whether u r there to witness it or not but it is better if ur there.

Death does Not even stop the 'March of Time' ....all things bond to one-another in one way or another!!!
Think bout it.....

Lots of people have died, but time still marches on.

time dilation - time slows down as one approached speed near the speed of light. Recahing the speed of light theoretically would stop time according to presently accepted physical theory.

So does that mean that photons and electromagnetic waves in vacuum are timeless? You tell me...you tell me...

Nothing stops the march of time, death doesn't stop the march of time. Have you forgotten after death there's decomposition. In time even dead people give in to time.

No, but im sure Feburary is do-able

just your watch to whatever time you want..........

Entropy. The universe itself will eventually run down.

no

As you speed up to the speed of light, time slows til you reach the speed of light, where time stops.

JUST, SIT NEXT TO MY DAD, TIME NEVER ENDS!! CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE HECK OUTA THERE!!!!!

I have experienced time stopping on several occasions. Usually it happens in Algebra class.

My grandmother was all alone, widowed for many years, and as she sat in her rocker day after day she said time stood still. (I wasn't a bad grandchild, I just lived in a different state than she did). Besides getting old and living all alone, I hear Sponge Bob has access to a time machine in the back of the Krusty Krab.

Orbit the world in a westerly direction at the rate of one orbit per day, starting from the international dateline, and you will stop the march of time for at least one day.

Throw away all of your clocks, computers, your TVs, and radios, your watches and cell phones, even your microwave oven. Most importantly, get rid of any mirrors you have. That's just the material stuff. Next, divorce your husband/wife, hand over your children, if any, to your next of kin. Drive your vehicle to as close to the equator as you can, and dump it into the ocean. Hike your way to a friendly tribe that knows nothing about all of the above. (time/material possesions)

You'll forget what day it is in about two weeks, but who's counting? Or, just buy some "Oil of Olay" and call it good.

Who woulda thunk?



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