no, you've got that wrong...
try finding a different animal for the cow to step on
You have it wrong, you have to train him to step on the yamster.
Ohhhh!! Cowpie with chewy Yamster filling......Hey Mighty Yapoo do you think we could have that added to the vending machine in the lobby?
You mean I have spent all these months on training my pet cow to step ON the Yamster. Ahhh...more wasted time.
why would you want to do that?
By first training my pet bull to GORE the disgusting little rodent.
I'd tell my dog to tear him to bits but I don't like her putting disgusting little rodents in her mouth especially since she licks her own butt sometimes.
Somebody needs to train the yamster to stay out of my pet cow's way. Why it is the responsibility of me and my cow to cater to the needs of the yamster?
I'm one of them. I like roadkill.
ooooh Tublet....... now I'll have to retrain my cow!
Thing I have noticed about pet cows is, they really don't like people. Damn critters run away the second you get close, and when y'got 'em in the barn to milk rotten monsters step on you, hit you inna face with tails, or fart and poop a lot. Milk 'em with cold hands, they moo and move and just generally act badly.
The yamster either saves itself by raising a hand out of the muck and scaring the cow away, or the heck with it. I gotta go muck out the barn.
I will have to retrain my cow all over again.
look, cows are notoriously clumsy animals and getting it to actually step on the yamster is unlikely,
you need to get it to SIT on the yamster, not only is there a high chance of success, but if the action is not fatal the yamster will be covered in something deserving his nazilike nature.
Is your pet cow named "steak" by any chance?