If I asked you out on a date to KFC?!
Question: would you pay for me?
Answers: would you pay for me?
Of course, you are one sexy mama!
Only if I could put you on a truck scale first.
NO WAY NEVER
omg is that reall you? YOUR FAT!
hell no fat ***.
of course, all 500lbs of you
(shakes head sadly)
Damn that would have to be one big azzed chicken to feed you
I don't know you
I don't think I even make that much in a month!!!
I'm broke..and since you're a model..you gotta have SOME money, right...??
I would have to get a part-time job first. LMAO
sure, i'll just load you up in the back of my Explorer and off we go!!!!
Hell No, i wouldn't be able to afford it !!
only if you paid for me and we drove in your car so the suspension doesnt brake in mine
Might wanna try KFO Kentucky Fried Ostrich, might fill ya up a lil quicker
i would round house kick you to the dome with steel toes
You asked me and then I have to pay.... what's up with that???
And as long as you don't eat your weight in food.....
U asked you foot the bill!!!
I love fried chicken... But if you asked me out... Honey, you'd have to pay.
No, I am very sorry I don't have enough life savings to buy out the whole entire KFC franchise
i think no!
because u invited me..
so u have to pay bills!!
No, I don't like being broke
Only if I could get a loan from the finance company first to insure you were well fed otherwise, you just might end up in a fowl mood. <grin>
Do you go to the beach and do the fine people from Greenpeace come by and try to shove you back into the ocean?
Great I'm ready.to pay as long as you don't eat anything there...
:p
It all depends if i have any money
um sorry i don't have that kind of money with me...
um no. I would never go on a date with you EVEN IF YOU PAYED ME!
No one can afford to feed you anyone you fat tub of lard
no, but I'd let you share my KFC coupons :)
NO WAY! NEVER IN A BILLION YEARS! U'D GET STUCK IN THE DOOR!!!
Yes, but only if I could have your soiled pantys to sniff and boil in my soup.