Poll: After midnight, New Years, you are drunk & needing a ride, Ted Kennedy off!


Question: i'll take my chances riding my bicycle home


Answers: i'll take my chances riding my bicycle home

hell yeah

awwwww yah dawg

Hmm if he crashes I could be rich or dead... Do I want to gamble with my life or not???? Good Question. I would take my chances, I've done worse and survived.

Lol. Heck no,I'd rather walk.

Heck no!!! He's probably drunk too!

erra, only because i know how to swim!

I dont know, depends !
If im really drunk then yes.
If im sobering up then no !

barring bridges and the advent of Ted's homosexuality, yeah, no problem.

Of course I go - maybe I can steal his watch or something.

Since he has been clean and sober for years I can't see why not.


Would you refuse a ride from the George W. Bush simply because he USED to be a drunk and a coke head?

'Nuff said.

If I'm drunk, I'm probably stupid enough to go for it.

As long as his "driver" is driving and not him...... ha ha ha!

HaHa.....No Drinking For Me.........LOL

Tell him where to go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't recommend it to young people. But I'm pretty close to my time anyway and at least I'd be going out in good company.

Besides, I'm a strong swimmer, handle shock and cold well and am fat enough to double as a flotation device.

But, I believe minicoop is right. He has a driver these days.

Sure..... Then I handcuff his hands behind his back & put him in the trunk. Then I drive the car to a lake & back it into the lake so the trunk begins to fill with water. We'll see what happens by morning...... Did I back it in too far ?.... Did he croak from a coronary ?.... Or is he just very wet ?.... Anyway ya slice it, he deserves it..

I would accept the ride and somewhere along the way try to jerk the wheel from him and run into a tree so as to possibly do the world and our country a favor by taking him out.

I swim pretty good so yeah. But my first question to him is what his security team is doing letting me get in the limo with him? I mean him no harm now, and would be curious to talk it over with him. Might even give him a shoulder to cry on, cause I think he needs it badly. But, they don't know that, and if they're doing their job, based on the record, they've got no business letting me within 500 yards of him.
Edit: Same answer for the Bushes.

No way..I'd rather hitch a ride with a truck driver.

Not if you recently changed your name to Mary Jo Kopechne and you have to cross a bridge to get back to Chappaquiddick, then No!

You are soooooo bound to get your new cocktail frock wet! haha

Sure.... I figure why not. The chances of this ever happening are pretty slim. I don't drink to begin with and I don't think that Ted Kennedy is ever going to be anywhere close to where I live. Hehehehehehe. Happy New Year!

wouldent be the first drunk that gave me a lift...though it might be my last....seamanab

HA! Since you're a friend of Woofer's I won't give you the "Kennedy's are Massachusetts royalty" lecture!

But yeah, I'd take a ride from Teddy as long as it wasn't near any large bodies of water....He's not drinking anymore so I wouldn't worry about that....

Sure --- unless he's expecting some sort of naughty payment in return.

Well first of all I would not be found drinking, or drunk on New Years Eve. That said, I am reminded of a true story that took place in this state. A man with obvious problems and probably too much to drink as well, was standing in his birthday suit holding on to a telephone pole in a fairly small town.. When the police arrived they had a heck of a time trying to get him into the cruiser ( and covered) because he kept yelling that her was waiting for Ted Kennedy to arrive and he was going to miss him! So, maybe he called Teddy and he never came!

By the way, are you the same squirrel that keeps stealing my suet and carting it off ? If so, please return it right this minute, the birds miss it!



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