How would you "sell" yourself for a personals add?!
Question: i will go first
double jointed cutie with nice teeth. seeks broad shouldered man or equally hot woman for fun in the hot tub. must love jello.
Answers: i will go first
double jointed cutie with nice teeth. seeks broad shouldered man or equally hot woman for fun in the hot tub. must love jello.
Angelic white female, seek arousal from a polish sausage or a pit bull, or a good time on a water bed with a nice young college boy.
Under-sexed female that needs to be over-sexed. That ought to do it.
"A must have for all you sense of humor enthusiasts"
Guaranteed the "best", or your money back!
I think you're asking too much with the nice teeth
Mine would read: Woman seeks anyone who comes equipped with their own chin rest
Nuff said
Overweight man with small genitals seeks woman with small genitals to try to improve premature eja......
In addition, man does not like to work or contribute to household.
I sense a vn coming.....
I'd sell myself like a car. Low mileage, clean inside, runs great, one owner and garage kept.
More people should just get to the point.
bouncy, fun, energetic, loyal and loving, always ready for action and likes balls...
crap I am a Pomeranian
Love to Spell my ABC with my tongue 5 times before coming up for air, and 8 inches willing to please
Will work for food
Champagne, soft jazz, and spontaneity are the house specialties. Flexibility and humor a must.
Terms and conditions will only be negotiated on odd Tuesdays, with sufficient cloud cover to obscure 73.9% of the available sunlight, between the hours of 08:13 and 08:14...... providing I'm awake.
Extremely physical, emotionally baron woman seeking man with large penis and mute.