Oh my God, what is that?!?!
Um where is it?
If i can just get the other 2 fingers in..
The doc smacking your rear and yelling "who's your daddy".
No nurse, I need the extra large gloves.
Edit:
Good luck picking best answer on this one. You guys are hysterical...... LMAO !!!!!
"hold on, I am having trouble locating it"
"Ok, I'm going to insert it now, just hold still." This being said while you feel both of his hands on your shoulders.
Damnit I ran out of lube..........how do you feel about spit?
what's the rabbit doing up there
now I'm going to put a hand on each of your shoulders
Want to hear something funny? Remember during your last visit I mentioned I lost my watch? Well, guess what, I found it, of all places!
Now where did my ring go?
Excuse me Nurse.... Can you grab me some air freshener?
Have you been sexually active? It's kinda stretched out back here.
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
13. "Hey Doc, did you spend any time in the big house?"
And the best one of all...
14. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
AN ECHO.
the sound of a zipper.....
>_<
an echo
Ughhhh, ahhhhhhh