What's that noise and rumbling coming down from the attic?!
Question: Oh don't mind that. That's just my great-aunt Esther coming out of her turkey coma finally.
She must have loosened those darn straps again!
Answers: Oh don't mind that. That's just my great-aunt Esther coming out of her turkey coma finally.
She must have loosened those darn straps again!
Sigmund and the sea monsters
Dr Who?
a Dalek lol not Seriously Maybe Rats or Something Like That
mice infestation.
squirrels, Birds, Rats...OhHhH My
Santa must have damaged the roof. Something must be falling in.
IS there an attic? I think it's just the rain falling on the roof, because the Daleks went home for the Holidays and won't return for another two weeks!
It's my cousin Wilber who escaped from the mental facility he was staying in to spend Christmas with us. He's up there playing with his steak knife collection that Santa brought him.
Sorry, I turned the AC on .It was a little hot in here.
your crazy aunt from nebraska
It is my mother-in-law. Damn it. Why won't those rope knots I tied hold?
I sent you my squirrel, Alec. He was lonely and I knew you'd hit it off together [I've been too busy to keep him entertained]
It's just the generator kicking in.
The hydroponics get a bit needy sometimes, whilst they are lookig after my, er, plant collection ;-)
Witchiepoo and Hoo Doo doing the wild thang!
Oh, I'm just playing one of my vintage recordings of Schoenberg's "Variations on an Empty Stomach" .....
A wild pack of renegade Daleks?
Oh, I was taking some flowers up there to my Dalek in the Attic - would you like to join us?
Aunt Mabel.
We told her she wasn't allowed out until she signs the new will.
You've already forgotten your insane cousin Deirdre whom you had chained up there five years ago because she kept poking her plunger thingy in WILDLY inappropriate places while cackling maniacally?
Jeez, keep a journal, will ya?
OH NOOOO !!
You hear it too ?
Now I'm really worried !!
I'll hold the attic door open
and you start shooting your
stun ray !! Can't be too careful
these days !!
It is Santa's Elves. They are tired of the fat man making them work so hard and they wanted to take a little extended vacation.
thats the stupidest quistion i have ever heard!!
i live 230000 kilometers away from you!!!
how am i ment to know