Do you ever stare at your food with feigned malice before you devour it?!
Question: Sometimes I say bad things to my sandwich and pretend like I'm biting it to death.
Answers: Sometimes I say bad things to my sandwich and pretend like I'm biting it to death.
They have 'places' for people like you my friend .....
All of the time
funny, never thought of it that way.
Yes I Do
No I dont...
But I do lick it at times with evil thoughts...
No. I love my food!
i like to use my teeth to cruch tacos really hard. thats mean though.
Aw, that picture is so cute.
Nah, I don't do that to my food. What if it were to bite back?
no, but sometimes I could swear that my appliances are mocking me, especially the microwave
No I like to make love to my food with my eyes before i devour it.....makes eating that much more enjoyable.....
No. But I do like to take my mashed potatos and make a golf course. Then I use those little green peas as golf balls.
No, but I do give my lobsters the Jules Winnfield speech before I drop them into a boiling vat of water.
only if it's my wifes cooking
No but what a great idea .
No , but I often stare at tacos with lust !
you're an idiot
I never pretend , I actually do bite it to death and especially when I draw a ketchup happy face and mustard eyes on my hamburger patty. Then I say, "look who's smilin' now!"
thats the only way i eat anything. especially if its something i've caught and played with for a while. sometimes i save it and go back for it later and it doesn't always look all that good at that point...
i really do wish you'd start yourself up some youtube. :D
Why just feigne malice, mean it!
When I stare at my food. it's not feigned. I say "ready or not, You are going down the chute."
Just the opposite. I have been known to serenade my food and even to take it out on little day trips .....
No, I feel sorry for my food. I'm a wimp.