What can I say that will make you have an...?!
Question: ..exciting an eventful New Year?
Answers: ..exciting an eventful New Year?
i thought you were gonna say orgasm for some reason. am i filthy mind? :(
Nothing, cuz I'm gonna either way.
give me a new Nintendo Wii
Um, something like Happy New Year. I wish you good health and prosperity?
You can say "Heres a dozen of my finest fire works for you to keep!"
The hookers will be there at 10pm, and I took care of everything.
you'll put a down payment on a house for me
That you'll shoot me now and not wait til I get home.
tell me that my exs husband found out about her. I know it sounds terrible, but if something happened to her, I wouldn't shed a single tear. I've cried enough for that b**ch already. if she got hit by a car, I'd celebrate. then I'd go to the hospital, and introduce myself to her "current" girlfriend I'd love to see the sparks fly on that one. if I sound angry and bitter it's because I am.
You just did. Have a wonderful New Year.
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
or
HEY, I HEARD ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM. IS IT REALLY THAT DEADLY?
or
I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW!
or
(insert random address here) MEET ME HERE ON NEW YEARS. I'LL BE WAITING. ;-) (Then never show up)
or
ASK FIFTEEN PEOPLE THE NEXT QUESTION THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD FOLLOWED BY THIS MESSAGE BEFORE NEW YEARS OR MONKEY-MEN FROM MARS WILL REIGN MISFORTUNE AND VOODOO ANTI-LUCK UPON YOU AND THE PAST TEN LOVED ONES YOU SPOKE WITH! PASS THE MESSAGE ON TO RECEIVE SUPER UBER-LUCK FROM GERMAN GYPSIES FROM JUPITER AND SEND CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE LUCK TO THE NEXT FIFTEEN LOVED ONES YOU SEE IN PERSON AFTER NEW YEARS DAY!
that you are from yahoo 360 and you will be my friend
Well, it's not YOU saying, but hearing "I'm late" or "the strip turned pink/blue" from my girlfriend? THAT would make for an eventful year!
....You just did ....Happy New Year
u just gave me a beautiful smile for a hope that it will be =)
thanks