Redneck rules: What kind of beer to leave out for Santa?!
Question: Martha Sue down in 206-B at the trailer park here says I had better leave some beer out for Santa, 'cause he has extry trubble gettin' inter our places. No fireplaces, y'know, and all our socks got holes in 'em so the stuffers hafta be different.
Seems reasonable t'me. I sure would want a nice cold one in t'middle of a hard night's work. Martha Sue knows that about me, fer sure.
But this-here Santa feller, I hear tell he was Dutch or some kind of other furriner. We don't hold with all them fancy beers nohow, so I gotta get yer he'p now.
What kind of good ole redneck beer would Santa like best?
Answers: Martha Sue down in 206-B at the trailer park here says I had better leave some beer out for Santa, 'cause he has extry trubble gettin' inter our places. No fireplaces, y'know, and all our socks got holes in 'em so the stuffers hafta be different.
Seems reasonable t'me. I sure would want a nice cold one in t'middle of a hard night's work. Martha Sue knows that about me, fer sure.
But this-here Santa feller, I hear tell he was Dutch or some kind of other furriner. We don't hold with all them fancy beers nohow, so I gotta get yer he'p now.
What kind of good ole redneck beer would Santa like best?
Down here in redneck country, we drink nothin' but Bud!
Merry Christmas, y'all!
Beer?!?!??! Ya cheap barstards!!
It's Christmas, give him shot of Quervo!!
Peace.
Busch Beer would be bout rite! Hey Santa, ova heah y'all!