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Question: Kegs? Check. Jello shots? Check. Chrimmas shopping left to do? Check...but lets not talk about that...


Answers: Kegs? Check. Jello shots? Check. Chrimmas shopping left to do? Check...but lets not talk about that...

I'll put on a thong and a tank top, and finish up my alcoholic beverages.
*trips over laundry baskets*

On second thought, why don't you come over here and we'll brave the crowds in the morning....I do look so sexy with eyeliner and mascara running down my cheek anyway.

naked starjumps on the street! wooooooo!

you haven't had your azz beat yet........
bare handed or a paddle?

I haven't been here in 6 days...and Im just here on Y!A because its your birthday. *lying*

That should be enough.

Happy Birthday Shiz!

First, we are going to break out those "new" lights of yours and decorate Y & A. Secondly, we are going to have a few of those jello shooters and start a bonfire. Lastly, we will all have roasted Yamster for our drunk munchies and sing *** -Ba -Ya.

First we'll do those jello shots you mentioned & then we'll all sing Happy Birthday to YOU & have some cake that I've been slaving over all day just for you!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHIZZ!!!!!

Happy Birthday!

Just remember that you're loved by many of us
and the Chrimmashawps'll be open tomorrow.

Totally put it off til then, I say.

To Wal-Mart!!

The strippers are on their way.

I hope you are into Asian women in latex nurse's uniforms. If not at least I'll enjoy the show and lift my beer to ya!

I'm going to have a whiskey in your honor. I hope you had a good one - only that much time left till my hubby's b-day begins!

Hour one- Pitcher of tequila
Hour two- Pitcher of tequila
Hour three- Mine and stevies house, and we'll crack into the happy box under the bed
Hour four- Clean-up, but since it's your B-day, I'll take care of it

Well, we can always tied you to a bed post and give you your spankings

We will decorate you as a Chrimmas tree put you on a stand, put the stand in a cart and roll you around and charge people to put on, or remove ornaments or to light you up..... we'll split the cash 50/50.

need to put a little Captain in you.....

Why not dance the fandango, with a rose between your teeth?
Oh yes, and start practising lying about your age!

Almost forgot ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I'm renting a jet for all of us (you know who!) to zip over to HAWAII for the rest of the night... time zone is much later there so more time to celebrate, and how better with a champagne flight to the Big Island?!! PARTY, mile high style!!



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