Did Mary have Gods child because......?!


Question: God didnt want stretchmarks??
hehe i can sense the vios already!! xx


Answers: God didnt want stretchmarks??
hehe i can sense the vios already!! xx

No... it's because he didn't want to go through the labor.

Peh... men are so weak.

:-)

ummmm..............................

ummm what how did u ever figure it out

Yes she did.

No, because she wanted a child

it was a virgin birth....
so NO!
(don't make the common mistake of confusing Virgin Birth with the Immaculate Conception!)

mary didn't have gods child-
she is the mother of god (theotokos)
which sounds heretical for any true christians (unlike the ignorant asker)
but it is part of church teaching and doctrine.

not really funny

This in in poor taste given the day. I appreciate the humour, just not today. Merry Christmas.

Mary, if she did have Jesus had him by sleeping with Joseph, well at that is a charitable view., the reason why we think she was a virgin was because of a mistranslation. they word that was translated as virgin was actually the word for a young pretty woman not specifically a virgin

I had some doubt regarding to this topic as well. I went to church this morning and the priest was talking about Jospeh too.

im not even going to give this question a real answer because there's no point in wasting time to think of a good answer.

God can do anything, and that includes the ability to remove or actually NOT have stretch marks. hehe.

VIRGIN mary
there was no father
god isnt even a realistic human
its not like he was a person

well.. God is thought of to be a guy so i dont think he COULD have children....

no she had it because she was sleeping around
if i was joseph i would have dumped her!!

That's abusive...I'll let God strike you...I'm too busy with Christmas.

ive been thinking about this
yes i know its dangerous to think
i wonder if it was god or was it the holy ghost
and if so did mary feel anything
an as for the virgin part i just think it was her 1st baby
as for stretchmarks oil of ulay would dispose of them

Well Bio oil wasn't available in those days was it.

Yeah, that's true!

And Joseph was cheating on Mary with a harlot called Amy! Man U bum donkeys! xx

COULD YOU BELEIVE THAT GUY WAS SO DUMB,LET A WOMAN TRY THAT STORY TODAY AND SHE NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT !!!.OH AM NOT A BELIEVER,SO BURN ME AT THE STAKE,HAHAHA

very interesting good question



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