Last year, one of Santa's reindeer....?!
Question: ....took a dump in my stocking.
This year, I'll be waiting in the bushes with a carving knife.
Do you think Santa will let that happen again?
Answers: ....took a dump in my stocking.
This year, I'll be waiting in the bushes with a carving knife.
Do you think Santa will let that happen again?
ooh venison!
santa won't know what hit him. why do you think his nose is always red?
sorry bud
I have to tell me friends!
LOL
you'd better hope not.
sounds like santas gonna pee in your egg nog.
Santa will probably do it this year
That happened to you too?!? I'll be waiting on the roof with my chainsaw. The fat idiot will think again before letting his filthy reindeer in my house! BWAHAHAHAHA
no, because santa, rudolph and all the other reindeer and elves will be on the lookout for you. so you better watch out!
no Santa's the man!
This happened to me last year...
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I think he would
If you are willing to leave out a little sausage for those reindeer, I'm sure you'll be okay. But knowing how you don't like to part with that sausage... well, beware is all I can say!
Good morning friend!
ummm whoa....are you saying that you really AREN'T Santa? *runs away crying to Yidiot*
"yidiot, there really is no Santa Buk"
"That's okay Marla, sit on Santa Yidiot's lap and we'll see what comes up"
Ahh, those truly treasured Holiday moments!!!! To think of you in the bushes, with that big knife of yours, waiting anxiously for Santa to arrive, with that Merry glint, in your twitching face....it brings a tear to my eye, just thinking about it!.
Well, at least he didn't set it in on fire after he did it, & make you come in and have to stomp the fire out. Look on the bright side. :O)
Does the pooper scooper law apply to reindeer?
Bada;bing you most been caught
watch out for the Warden go EARK YOUR SELF ON THE SALOMI AND STALE bread did you watch Don Juan
last night THOSE MEN NO LONGER EXIST
YOU THINK SO.!!!
no BUTT,ON YOUR BREAD !!
Watch you do not find yo buk swollen in the Brook !
can I get a loin? them reindeer are tasty little critters....