P&Smas party trivia: What's the difference between elves and fairies?!
Question: Be creative and hilarious....
Answers: Be creative and hilarious....
i'm a fairie.
Elves Provide Toys and Fairies provide a Fun Time
Elfs kiss santa's ***, and fairies have a mind of their own
Fairies fly and grant wishes, and are very tiny.
Elves are pretty well just magic humans with pointy ears.
Elves are tall and noble and have deep magic. Fairies are tiny, cute, sexy, and have cheap magic.
Elves make toys, fairies make each other.
Elves are the blue collar type, doing the hard work. Fairies, on the other hand, are white collar, flitting around and having a good time and earning a decent salary.
elves don't have wings.
Fairies sprinkle their fairy dust on the elves so that they will have the power to make our naughty toys for Santa to bring us!!