Do you know any bad jokes?!
Question: how do you know santa is a man
he turns up late, drinks your booze, emptys his sack, only comes once and leaves before you wake up
Answers: how do you know santa is a man
he turns up late, drinks your booze, emptys his sack, only comes once and leaves before you wake up
woman goes to the doctor and says my husband has gone right off sex doesn't want to know anymore, so the docctor sats give him 2 of these tablets with food they will work wonders, so a week later she's back at the doctors for something different, and he asks her how was her husband and did the tabs work, work she said i gave them to him he finnished his meal and he was at me there was brken crockery everywhere he laid me on the table and got straight down to it , it was wonderfull so the doctor said i'm pleased i could help but i'm sorry about the brocken crockery so she said its alright doc we don't use that restuarant anymore
thats not santa thats me your thinking of. my girlfriend is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomarang!
hahahahhahaaa
good 1
Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.
very good
Have you seen the latest pirate movie?
It's rated arr, because of all the booty!
Santa Is Sardar Ji Jokes that why santa is a man. But Good.....!
yep, a relli bad one
A girl called Rikki went around doin d positive/negative test (is dis half glass of water half full or half empty.) her sister, Tia sed "Half full", her brother, Harry sed "Half empty" den she goes to her baby brother, Shane n sez "Is dis glass of water half full or half empty?" Shane drunk it n sed "Completely empty"
My friend told me dat joke in year 4
the labour party
haha... Why are pirates always mean???? Because they AARRRGGHHH!!! haha, ah you asked for bad jokes!!! Or did ya mean filth??? Know a few!
Santa is a man because he likes Hoe! Hoe! Hoes!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
(Every year, and I still laugh!)
what does DNA stand for.............
National Dyslexic Association
Why do African men wear long,baggy shorts?
'cos their knee grows
Well......mmmm......
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! hahahahaha
Why did the monkey cross the road?
BECASE THE CHICKEN WAS ON HOLIDAY! Hahaha