What is the worst possible way to break up with someone?!
Question: To speak of spending the rest of your life with somebody and dump her by email less than 48 hours later.
Answers: To speak of spending the rest of your life with somebody and dump her by email less than 48 hours later.
Ditch them at the altar, hit on the bridesmaid right there afterwards.....
Dear John letter
While having sex just stop before they climax and walk out.
Call them to come over. When she comes in have her walk in with you having sex with her sister. Thats pretty bad.
By pissing her off by poisoning her food.
on the phone or a text message.
Removing the feeding tube and pulling the cord
or throwing dog poo on her shoes saying "I break with you, break with you"
I read someones answer to a question like this once, she said through a post-it note. She saw it on a television show.
By having the new girlfriend be the one to break the news...
Live with them for three years, start smoking crack with their so-called friends and don't tell them about it, take the car you bought them for their birthday and make them sign it over to you, then kick them out the same day. Oh yeah, make sure to do this all on the day that their 8 yr old guinnea pig dies. Then move your ex-girlfriend in 3 days later, and crash said car into a telephone pole. Make sure you conveniently show up at their work to buy incense, because they don't sell it anywhere else in the state. 3 weeks later, ask them to move back in.
Feck their brother
oh wait
that was me....
well either way, stay in the family tree and ANNOUNCE it
We were out on a fabulous date!
We danced, we clapped we ate!
Then after a little bout of sweating it out in the room.........
"Excuse me baby, I does not love you anymore, can you forgive me?"