What's the worst sexual experience you have ever had?!
Question: OMG. I am NOT making this up.....
I was seeing a guy I will call Brian. Cuz that's his name...
He came to pick me up from my bartending job one evening. From the bar, we went to this little pizza place that he owned, had a drink, then went to a bar for last call and back to his house. We started getting it on in his bedroom. All of a sudden he pulls a vibrator out of his nightstand and I said "You are not touching me with that thing, I don't know where it's been". So, after begging me to let him use it on me, he put it away. THEN, he got up and went into the bathroom. I laid in bed for what seemed like an eternity, then finally got up to see what the helllll he was doing. He was putting on a little Tarzan outfit for me..You know...To turn me on...I told him to take it off immediately. I wanna go home NOW. Then I smelld something burning and saw a crack pipe in an ashtray on the edge of the tub. "Dude, take me home." THEN, he got dressed and grabbed something from his cupboard and wrapped it in a towel. It was a gun. I could see it was a gun, I ain't blind. He said it wasn't but it was. THEN, he proceeded to take me to the butthole of Minneapolis to a friggin crackhouse, where I was absolutely terrified. With that effen gun tucked in his coat. Then he told me he was in the Mafia. I was never so glad to get home in my life. He left me a BUNCH of messages the next day, which I never returned....
Answers: OMG. I am NOT making this up.....
I was seeing a guy I will call Brian. Cuz that's his name...
He came to pick me up from my bartending job one evening. From the bar, we went to this little pizza place that he owned, had a drink, then went to a bar for last call and back to his house. We started getting it on in his bedroom. All of a sudden he pulls a vibrator out of his nightstand and I said "You are not touching me with that thing, I don't know where it's been". So, after begging me to let him use it on me, he put it away. THEN, he got up and went into the bathroom. I laid in bed for what seemed like an eternity, then finally got up to see what the helllll he was doing. He was putting on a little Tarzan outfit for me..You know...To turn me on...I told him to take it off immediately. I wanna go home NOW. Then I smelld something burning and saw a crack pipe in an ashtray on the edge of the tub. "Dude, take me home." THEN, he got dressed and grabbed something from his cupboard and wrapped it in a towel. It was a gun. I could see it was a gun, I ain't blind. He said it wasn't but it was. THEN, he proceeded to take me to the butthole of Minneapolis to a friggin crackhouse, where I was absolutely terrified. With that effen gun tucked in his coat. Then he told me he was in the Mafia. I was never so glad to get home in my life. He left me a BUNCH of messages the next day, which I never returned....
getting married
there have been too many
They were all kind of boring.
One where I wanted to have sex with somebody really badly; I was being forced to be all up on them and yet I wasn't allowed to actually DO anything. I couldn't sleep for days afterward.
I dated an older guy...need I say more?
If I do have to say more, he went limp...multiple times. And it was very boring.
My first time with a hooker. She was not good at her job and I couldn't perform. And no money back! LOL
I had just got married. went on my honeymoon. after a long night dancing by the beach we went back to our honeymoon sweet. went in the bathroom for a while first. came out and my grandparents were in our bed. they were "at it aswell"
well the cow kicked the bucket out from under my feet and as i was tring to get back up off the grown the cow sh!t on me ....and then i still had to pay her pimp $25
When I was getting carried away and my hand slipped off and hit the door knob!!! OUCH!!!!
first time.... stupid and unplanned
with this hefty dude, he didn't do anything right, NOT ANYTHING! and afterward i went over my ex's house and got with him.
When I wasn't a willing participant.
I had sex with a virgin and the condom came off.
Whats makes you think I'll tell the world this?
he lasted approximately one minute and then asked if i was pleased lolol oh please that couldnt please a p-ss ant. i still wont speak to him. he keeps trying to ask me out again and talk to me i just keep going when i see him and act like i dont know him.
The eternity you spend burning in Hell after doing it. :D
I was with my ex and in the throes she tells me how she and her brother had sex for two years straight.
Soon as it happens I'll let you know lol.
The last two times. I never climaxed!!! Stupid condom... went home and took care of myself.
The time where my hand fell asleep ;););););)
a short man with a small one that ........................ fill in the blanks