Teletubbies: What would be the proper course of action to stop my cube neighbor !
Question: on her rancid smelling salt n vinegar chips.
a) sew her mouth shut with a letter opener and some dental floss
b) go over to her desk and sit on the bag
c) toss a smoke bomb over the wall
or
d) other...please elaborate
Answers: on her rancid smelling salt n vinegar chips.
a) sew her mouth shut with a letter opener and some dental floss
b) go over to her desk and sit on the bag
c) toss a smoke bomb over the wall
or
d) other...please elaborate
Go over there and punch her in the mouth and hope all her teeth fall out. Or just staple her mouth shut.
I think that option 'b' would work the best.
:-)
d) create a chip trail that leads out the window
Blast you stereo with some Firehouse. Then she'll know your serious.
I would pick A, but you're way too complicated on this; just use the heavy-duty stapler. I'd say five staples across and problem solved! You could use super-glue to hold things in place while you're stapling, so you get a nice straight line.
D) **** in her mouth then seal her lips closed with liquid nails.
a) would be good, i would like to watch
b) she would like that, so don't do it
c) another good option!
so I will go with D:
Sew her mouth shut, blockade her cube so she can't get out, then throw smoke bombs and those little poppers over the cube wall at her. IF that doesn't work, then throw your stapler.
Start playing the dogs barking Jingle Bells at top volume. Slip over to my cubicle first for my spare pair of ear plugs.
d) other... What Ding Said.
Knock her teeth out, see how much the bi-tch chomps then...
love u...chatting bit-ches.
scotch tape her entire body to the chair then put her in the elevator and leave her there.
That's just about the worst smell ever, so I'd d) punch her in the neck, and then proceed with a-c). But being totally late to Qs, and your day is now over, I hope you got her good.